Does global warming cause haemorrhoids?
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Finally, conclusive proof of Global Warming
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only if you cherry-pick themOriginally posted by doodab View PostDoes global warming cause haemorrhoids?
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I am wincing even thinking about that. Ouchy ouchy ouch ouch ouch.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postonly if you cherry-pick themWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Fairly sure the Romans grew wine grapes as far north as Birmingham.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThey have been growing grapes for wine in England since William the conquerer came over you eejitComment
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I am fairly sure that it is 'thought that they did'Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostFairly sure the Romans grew wine grapes as far north as Birmingham.
they drank a lot of it though.
The reason why I mention the Normans and 1066 is obviously because of the Domesday book, which is the earliest register of land use that we have.
anyway its a minor point, the main point is that SasGorus proof is not capable of holding water
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I'm absolutely convinced that the planet goes through warming and cooling periods and always has.
I'm yet to see convincing evidence that any any changes over the last century (if they exist) are anything other than natural fluctuations.Comment
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Au contraire. Conclusive proof that you're a thick twunt who didn't get my ironic, humorous post.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostConclusive proof of you being No.1 Cretin on CUK.
Well done.
What some weather + improved wine making techniques have to do with long term climate variation and whether humans are predominantly responsible god only knows.
PS. And you read the Daily Mail.

And that goes for the rest of you twunts that took this seriously.
HTH.Hard Brexit now!
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