Not coming round doesn't hurt at all.
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Had my first one for wisdom teeth last year - was very apprehensive but was OK. Forgot they stuck a tube down your throat but didn't see it nor have a sore throat.
The pre-injection was fun. The anaesthetist said it was like a glass of wine. I said you better make it a triple then to have any effect. He laughed as a black curtain closed over my eyes and like a cut scene, I was awake in the recovery room with a mouthful of marshmallows that I couldn't swallow.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDon't get them started.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I had it when I was young for the dentist. Felt nauseous for the rest of the day and just wanted to sleep.Comment
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The 'cold' detail will be too much for some of them.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
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the worst i ever had was needles in my gum, six of em. ugghhh
i dont like having those little pricks in my mouth
no....wait..dont press subm(\__/)
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Not as bad as a needle in the testicle (twice, one in each). Did I ever tell you about my vasectomy?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthe worst i ever had was needles in my gum, six of em. ugghhh
i dont like having those little pricks in my mouth
no....wait..dont press submComment
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Jacqui? Is that you?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostNot as bad as a needle in the testicle (twice, one in each). Did I ever tell you about my vasectomy?Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostSpooky. That's my ex-wife's name.
never marry a bird called spooky - confuscious(\__/)
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