Is it only me who see it as a giant Goatse?
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hmm ideas so far include:
PARADISE ISLANDS
- French Polynesian Islands (i.e Bora Bora)
- Carribean (i.e British Virgin islands, St Barths)
- Indian Ocean (i.e Mauritius, Maldives, Seychelles)
- Yaeyama Islands, Japan's carribean
CULTURAL
- Zanzibar where Africa, India and Arabia meet in "a melting pot of culture"
ADVENTURE
- Madagascar for whales, lemurs, jungles, and quiet beaches
- Belize for some of the worlds best divingThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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I wish I hadn't googled that.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostIs it only me who see it as a giant Goatse?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You could check out a few other places in Japan as well. The food is excellentOriginally posted by chef View Post- Yaeyama Islands, Japan's carribean
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by chef View Posthmm ideas so far include:
PARADISE ISLANDS
- French Polynesian Islands (i.e Bora Bora)
- Carribean (i.e British Virgin islands, St Barths)
- Indian Ocean (i.e Mauritius, Maldives, Seychelles)
- Yaeyama Islands, Japan's carribean
CULTURAL
- Zanzibar where Africa, India and Arabia meet in "a melting pot of culture"
ADVENTURE
- Madagascar for whales, lemurs, jungles, and quiet beaches
- Belize for some of the worlds best diving
I hear that Antigua is also a great destination."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by chef View Posthmm ideas so far include:
PARADISE ISLANDS
- French Polynesian Islands (i.e Bora Bora)
- Carribean (i.e British Virgin islands, St Barths)
- Indian Ocean (i.e Mauritius, Maldives, Seychelles)
- Yaeyama Islands, Japan's carribean
CULTURAL
- Zanzibar where Africa, India and Arabia meet in "a melting pot of culture"
ADVENTURE
- Madagascar for whales, lemurs, jungles, and quiet beaches
- Belize for some of the worlds best diving
Problem is chef, with those destinations, for the rest of your life, you will be hankering to go back. when you do, it wont be the same
So why not spend your honeymoon in Bootle ? hey presto , problem solved
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostProblem is chef, with those destinations, for the rest of your life, you will be hankering to go back. when you do, it wont be the same
So why not spend your honeymoon in Bootle ? hey presto , problem solved


Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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anyone have any ideas for an African safari location whereby you aren't sat in a convoy of trucks stuffed full of american "ohh my gaaaaad" tourists hearded around like sheep?The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Somalia?Originally posted by chef View Postanyone have any ideas for an African safari location whereby you aren't sat in a convoy of trucks stuffed full of american "ohh my gaaaaad" tourists hearded around like sheep?Comment
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We did Kenya, friends did Tanzania. Theirs looked better IMHO.Originally posted by chef View Postanyone have any ideas for an African safari location whereby you aren't sat in a convoy of trucks stuffed full of american "ohh my gaaaaad" tourists hearded around like sheep?Comment
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