Yobbos on the train

[jacquiw]

Yob on yob solves nothing but stir the pot.

The disappointment I would have caused my parents by leaking out of a train window, if caught, would have had a bearing down upon me like no other, especially that from my father.

Quite. My old man was as hard as nails Never laid a finger on me mind you but the day my brother turned 18 he took him out into the back yard and closed both his eyes up.

Never stepped out of line once after that. Now he's a successful estate agent.

[shaunbhoy]

CUK's very own "Mostly Harmless" Jacquiw reads the riot act to some miscreants on the 1345 Bournemouth to Southampton Express!!

[Zippy]

As sockies go, I prefer Gricerboy.

[Wodewick]

As sockies go, I prefer Gricerboy.

Fu<k! That was cruel!

[darrenb]

You assaulted someone you suspected to be possibly be a possible ring leader? Human Rights!!

Blimey mate, being a ringleader isn't what it used to. These days I wear a groin guard just in case one of Charlie's Angels decides to tear me a strip...

[vetran]

should have given him a wedgie while he was doing it.

[gricerboy]

As sockies go, I prefer Gricerboy.

Well why don't you stick up for me when everyone is being so beastly to me?

[doodab]

Well why don't you stick up for me when everyone is being so beastly to me?

Preferring you to Russell is like preferring a migraine to having uncontrollable diarrhoea in a public place. Neither is terribly appealing but it's the lesser of two evils.

[russell]

Preferring you to Russell is like preferring a migraine to having uncontrollable diarrhoea in a public place. Neither is terribly appealing but it's the lesser of two evils.

Epic Fail.

[doodab]

Epic Fail.

If it's any consolation I prefer you to Gricer.