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    #11
    Bloke turned up at our pub on a rotervator to impress a bird once.

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      #12
      Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
      Some sad news.

      This morning, I learned that an old friend of mine, Martin Sidebottom (pronounced Siddy-Bottahm)
      has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and is now a resident of Rampton Hospital.
      Gricerboy, have you heard of the saying, "birds of the same feather flock together" ?
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #13
        Shame on all of you.

        DaveB did the needful and identified that it was another ill researched attempt at creative writing by gricer (4/10 was generous IMHO). Everything else just gives him the impression that this slapdash approach is acceptable.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Shame on all of you.

          DaveB did the needful and identified that it was another ill researched attempt at creative writing by gricer (4/10 was generous IMHO). Everything else just gives him the impression that this slapdash approach is acceptable.
          WHS.

          Gricer is just yawn-worthy now, are ye not bored with him yet?
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            WHS.

            Gricer is just yawn-worthy now, are ye not bored with him yet?
            To be honest, the idea that riding a bike 'no hands' would impress the girls did make me laugh, round our way it had to be two litres of 'white lightning' and ten ciggies



            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              WHS.

              Gricer is just yawn-worthy now, are ye not bored with him yet?
              I disagree CM.

              Thought this one was well funny. Silly, but funny.

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                #17
                Is there any kind of ignore list I can add this one to?
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  WHS.

                  Gricer is just yawn-worthy now, are ye not bored with him yet?
                  WCMS

                  The stories are too complex and over the top, the inneundo(sic) is poor so say the least. 2/10
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                    Is there any kind of ignore list I can add this one to?
                    Good point, I should just do that and stop bitching about him
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                      I disagree CM.

                      Thought this one was well funny. Silly, but funny.
                      I only got as far as the word "chum" in the first para of that & I wanted to poke out my eyeballs.
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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