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You should have gone to Jodrell Bank for inspirationOriginally posted by gricerboy View PostI thought of a great punchline the other day.
The Large Hardon Collider.
Just couldn't think of a story to lead up to it.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Like end itOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou do realise that your life is short and in the time it took you to write that crap you could have done something useful with your life?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by gricerboy View PostI thought of a great punchline the other day.
The Large Hardon Collider.
Just couldn't think of a story to lead up to it.
In Cern they decided to check out the common sense of the physicists, so they put a physicist and a scouser in a room, in a chair.
On the other side of the room is a lovely naked blonde.
the experimeter says, every five minutes, i will move the chair halfway towards the blonde.
So the physicist storms out
'Stupid. everyone know I will never get there, I am going to play with my large Hadron collider'
The scouser laughs
'Lets start, by ten oclock, I will be close enough for my large hardon collider'
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