Originally posted by Jabberwocky
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Originally posted by Lucifer BoxYou don't create an Empire like wot we dun by playing fair.
Edmund: Well, you see, George, I did like it, back in the old days when the
prerequisite of a British campaign was that the enemy should under
no circumstances carry guns -- even spears made us think twice. The
kind of people we liked to fight were two feet tall and armed with
dry grass.
George: Now, come off it, sir -- what about Mboto Gorge, for heaven's sake?
Edmund: Yes, that was a bit of a nasty one -- ten thousand Watusi warriors
armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and guava halves. After the battle,
instead of taking prisoners, we simply made a huge fruit salad. No,
when I joined up, I never imagined anything as awful as this war.
I'd had fifteen years of military experience, perfecting the art of
ordering a pink gin and saying "Do you do it doggy-doggy?" in
Swahili, and then suddenly four-and-a-half million heavily armed
Germans hoved into view. That was a shock, I can tell you."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Jabberwockycouple of pahnds of sprouts please sb
Do elaborate, just in case there is any humour in there.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by Jabberwockycouple of pahnds of sprouts please sbComment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoyHilarious JW, and up to your usual standard of witty retort. Impossible to spot the relevance mind you, but that's never stopped you before has it?
Do elaborate, just in case there is any humour in there.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoyMaybe one day you will discover sex where another human is involvedI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Honestly JW, I doubt you could get hold of the right end of the stick if it only had one end.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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KnobJockey is another school boy in the mould of the late unlamented DCJ. His mum shuts him in his room with the computer, while she turns tricks with the punters in the living room. So you'll have to forgive him.Hard Brexit now!
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