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Things to do on the last day of a gig...
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Originally posted by russell View PostYou can have fun when you retire.
HTHDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostThat's permie talk, are you a permie and a sockie ?Comment
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Originally posted by russell View PostNope running a successful contracting business is no joke, when I retire at 40 then I can play.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by russell View PostNope running a successful contracting business is no joke, when I retire at 40 then I can play.
make sure your mummy knows when you're using the Internet so she can keep you safe from adult
sites and possible online grooming. Well done.
I have a puppy. Would you like to stroke it?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostExcellent. 30 more years to go then fella. Oh and BTW
make sure your mummy knows when you're using the Internet so she can keep you safe from adult
sites and possible online grooming. Well done.
I have a puppy. Would you like to stroke it?Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostExcellent. 30 more years to go then fella. Oh and BTW
make sure your mummy knows when you're using the Internet so she can keep you safe from adult
sites and possible online grooming. Well done.
I have a puppy. Would you like to stroke it?Comment
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Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostToday is indeed the last day of an 18 month stint at ClientCo. I'm obviously going to toss it off all day whilst still retaining my professional image (til I get the timesheet signed)
We've got an office end of year party tonight as well so I was thinking:
a) Tell all the people which I didn't get on with they they are a bunch of twats...
b) Try and hit it off with the bird in HR, and slap her on the ass a bit and laugh it off like Sid James...
c) Rub it in how much money they've paid me over the 18 month stint and how little work I've done for it...
d) Smoke a fat cigar lit naturally by a £50 note...
Any more suggestions that I could do to keep me entertained today and tonight...If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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Get over to bird in HR, put you hand on her shoulder and whisper in her ear.
'tickle your @rse with a feather ?'
if she giggles and wriggles, take her to the bogs and slip her a crippler
if she freaks, and says 'whhat', look out of the window and say
'it's particularly narsty weather'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGet over to bird in HR, put you hand on her shoulder and whisper in her ear.
'tickle your @rse with a feather ?'
if she giggles and wriggles, take her to the bogs and slip her a crippler
if she freaks, and says 'whhat', look out of the window and say
'it's particularly narsty weather'
Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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