If this is true I am in deep trouble......

[SimonMac]

BBC News - Sex and coffee 'trigger stroke'

Coffee, sex and blowing your nose could increase the risk of a type of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

I am already on my third coffee of the day

Percentage of bursts due to:

• Coffee 10.6%
• Vigorous exercise 7.9%
• Nose blowing 5.4%
• Sex 4.3%
  
• Straining to defecate 3.6%
• Drinking cola 3.5%
• Being startled 2.7%
• Being angry 1.3%

(Insert smutty joke about sex and "having a stroke")

[Paddy]

BBC News - Sex and coffee 'trigger stroke'



I am already on my third coffee of the day

Percentage of bursts due to:

• Coffee 10.6%
• Vigorous exercise 7.9%
• Nose blowing 5.4%
• Sex 4.3%
  
• Straining to defecate 3.6%
• Drinking cola 3.5%
• Being startled 2.7%
• Being angry 1.3%

(Insert smutty joke about sex and "having a stroke")

So no blow jobs with coffee flavoured condoms.

[hyperD]

Well, I can imagine a scenario where you're in your loo after a week gorging frozen pizzas, straining out a large ordinance, having a sneaky pot noodle at the same time, sneezing, coffee cup in other hand, suddenly looking up to find your missus gaping at you in horror and you getting shocked then angry at her indiscretion...

...and then your head exploding.

Could be possible.

[gingerjedi]

Well, I can imagine a scenario where you're in your loo after a week gorging frozen pizzas, straining out a large ordinance, having a sneaky pot noodle at the same time, sneezing, coffee cup in other hand, suddenly looking up to find your missus gaping at you in horror and you getting shocked then angry at her indiscretion...

...and then your head exploding.

Could be possible.

Ahh the MF morning routine.

[russell]

But the real reason is your blood is thick like semolina because you don't exercise, you smoke, drink and eat crap food. These things are just triggers.

[SimonMac]

Well, I can imagine a scenario where you're in your loo after a week gorging frozen pizzas, straining out a large ordinance, having a sneaky pot noodle at the same time, sneezing, coffee cup in other hand, suddenly looking up to find your missus gaping at you in horror and you getting shocked then angry at her indiscretion...

...and then your head exploding.

Could be possible.

Don't forget whilst also having a tommy tank looking at p0rn on your mobile

[mudskipper]

Well, I can imagine a scenario where you're in your loo after a week gorging frozen pizzas, straining out a large ordinance, having a sneaky pot noodle at the same time, sneezing, coffee cup in other hand, suddenly looking up to find your missus gaping at you in horror and you getting shocked then angry at her indiscretion...

...and then your head exploding.

Could be possible.

For want of a door lock...

[mudskipper]

... having a sneaky pot noodle ...

=

... having a tommy tank ...

Although I think you've run out of hands, unless you're balancing your mobile on your knees.

[sasguru]

Don't forget whilst also having a tommy tank looking at p0rn on your mobile

I have to say you're quite blunt for someone whose Linkedin profile is posted in his signature.

[SimonMac]

I have to say you're quite blunt for someone whose Linkedin profile is posted in his signature.

I am what I am!