If this is true I am in deep trouble......

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sasguru replied

6 May 2011, 09:14
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I am what I am!

God for you mate, good for you
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SimonMac replied

6 May 2011, 09:10
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I have to say you're quite blunt for someone whose Linkedin profile is posted in his signature.

I am what I am!
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sasguru replied

6 May 2011, 09:08
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Don't forget whilst also having a tommy tank looking at p0rn on your mobile

I have to say you're quite blunt for someone whose Linkedin profile is posted in his signature.
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mudskipper replied

6 May 2011, 09:06
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

... having a sneaky pot noodle ...

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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

... having a tommy tank ...

Although I think you've run out of hands, unless you're balancing your mobile on your knees.
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mudskipper replied

6 May 2011, 09:02
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Well, I can imagine a scenario where you're in your loo after a week gorging frozen pizzas, straining out a large ordinance, having a sneaky pot noodle at the same time, sneezing, coffee cup in other hand, suddenly looking up to find your missus gaping at you in horror and you getting shocked then angry at her indiscretion...

...and then your head exploding.

Could be possible.

For want of a door lock...
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SimonMac replied

6 May 2011, 08:58
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Well, I can imagine a scenario where you're in your loo after a week gorging frozen pizzas, straining out a large ordinance, having a sneaky pot noodle at the same time, sneezing, coffee cup in other hand, suddenly looking up to find your missus gaping at you in horror and you getting shocked then angry at her indiscretion...

...and then your head exploding.

Could be possible.

Don't forget whilst also having a tommy tank looking at p0rn on your mobile
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russell replied

6 May 2011, 08:54
But the real reason is your blood is thick like semolina because you don't exercise, you smoke, drink and eat crap food. These things are just triggers.
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gingerjedi replied

6 May 2011, 08:53
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Well, I can imagine a scenario where you're in your loo after a week gorging frozen pizzas, straining out a large ordinance, having a sneaky pot noodle at the same time, sneezing, coffee cup in other hand, suddenly looking up to find your missus gaping at you in horror and you getting shocked then angry at her indiscretion...

...and then your head exploding.

Could be possible.

Ahh the MF morning routine.
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hyperD replied

6 May 2011, 08:49
Well, I can imagine a scenario where you're in your loo after a week gorging frozen pizzas, straining out a large ordinance, having a sneaky pot noodle at the same time, sneezing, coffee cup in other hand, suddenly looking up to find your missus gaping at you in horror and you getting shocked then angry at her indiscretion...

...and then your head exploding.

Could be possible.
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Paddy replied

6 May 2011, 08:37
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

BBC News - Sex and coffee 'trigger stroke'

I am already on my third coffee of the day

Percentage of bursts due to:

Coffee 10.6%

Vigorous exercise 7.9%

Nose blowing 5.4%

Sex 4.3%

Straining to defecate 3.6%

Drinking cola 3.5%

Being startled 2.7%

Being angry 1.3%

(Insert smutty joke about sex and "having a stroke")

So no blow jobs with coffee flavoured condoms.
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SimonMac started a topic If this is true I am in deep trouble......

6 May 2011, 08:33
If this is true I am in deep trouble......
BBC News - Sex and coffee 'trigger stroke'

Coffee, sex and blowing your nose could increase the risk of a type of stroke, say researchers in the Netherlands.

I am already on my third coffee of the day

Percentage of bursts due to:

Coffee 10.6%

Vigorous exercise 7.9%

Nose blowing 5.4%

Sex 4.3%

Straining to defecate 3.6%

Drinking cola 3.5%

Being startled 2.7%

Being angry 1.3%

(Insert smutty joke about sex and "having a stroke")
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