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if you had a time machine..
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Originally posted by chef View PostWith my homework??While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I would go back to approx year 900 and not make the mistakes by Viking ancestors made.
You would all speak Danish by now."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostI would go back to approx year 900 and not make the mistakes by Viking ancestors made.
You would all speak Danish by now.
There's more than one way to conquer a country"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostAs opposed to buying crappy flatpack Swedish furniture.
There's more than one way to conquer a country"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by chef View PostWhat would you do?
A shameless plee in helping me complete my deutsch homework..
HTHHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I would go back to 1979 and shag my mate's little sister.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI would go back to 1979 and shag my mate's little sister.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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It rather depends how old your teacher is, you could get in trouble.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt rather depends how old your teacher is, you could get in trouble.Comment
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