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    #21
    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Yeah, I think busen is 'breasts' isn't it? or 'Bust'?

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      #22
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      With my homework??
      No, with the last 20 years of my life
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #23
        I would go back to approx year 900 and not make the mistakes by Viking ancestors made.

        You would all speak Danish by now.
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #24
          Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
          I would go back to approx year 900 and not make the mistakes by Viking ancestors made.

          You would all speak Danish by now.
          As opposed to buying crappy flatpack Swedish furniture.

          There's more than one way to conquer a country
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #25
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            As opposed to buying crappy flatpack Swedish furniture.

            There's more than one way to conquer a country
            True, but sacking Monestaries is more fun than looking at morons buying wares.
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #26
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              What would you do?


              A shameless plee in helping me complete my deutsch homework..
              Sink the Empire Windrush


              HTH
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #27
                I would go back to 1979 and shag my mate's little sister.
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  I would go back to 1979 and shag my mate's little sister.
                  thanks for that although I can't imagine that's the sort of answer my language teacher is looking for in this particular homework exercise
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #29
                    It rather depends how old your teacher is, you could get in trouble.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      It rather depends how old your teacher is, you could get in trouble.
                      I think it rather depends on how old the 'little' sister was....

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