The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread

[Wodewick]

Thought lord Allan got is spot on, Zoe will win she is no-nonsense and he loves that, her mistakes with the task were moot, the others just took a crazy risk by offering to do it for 0 it kinda worked but could have easily been a fail. She is also the best looking. Next to go will the the brainless Chinese bint.

I agree with all of that.

Except the bit about Zoe being the obvious winner, Oh and her mistakes , Oh and her being the best looking.

But the Chinese bint is brainless, except she actually wasn't this week.

[russell]

Zoe has the Gwyneth Paltrow look about her. She might win it based on that.

Yes she has the voice also I have a huge crush on gwyneth.

[Scrag Meister]

To be honest Susan did spot what the business was about. She needs to up her voice.

But Edna was so full of self promoting BS that she deserved to get dumped, she's p'd me off since week 1.

[psychocandy]

I like this program but, for me, its like watching monkeys in the zoo. These people on there just seem so unreal...

Cant imagine ever working with someone like any of these. You'd just end up punching their head in !!!!!!

Agreed though. Edna was a complete nightmare so full of herself...

[fullyautomatix]

I like this program but, for me, its like watching monkeys in the zoo. These people on there just seem so unreal...

Cant imagine ever working with someone like any of these. You'd just end up punching their head in !!!!!!

Agreed though. Edna was a complete nightmare so full of herself...

You do realise that two days worth of action was condensed into less than an hour. It makes sense for the editors to beef up the programme by only inserting the meaty portions and that means you get to see lots of bitching, fighting, whinging etc and do not get to see the part where they work as a team.

[Troll]

Cant imagine ever working with someone like any of these.

Sadly being a Contractor I keep seeing these types more and more (might just be grumpy old man syndrome but the 20+ years olds of today appear very shallow & clueless)

You'd just end up punching their head in !!!!!!

see MF for details

[d000hg]

I loved Alan's response to Edna talking about how as an HR expert she trained CEOs, etc. He seems to hate all that crap as much as we do.

[EternalOptimist]

I loved Alan's response to Edna talking about how as an HR expert she trained CEOs, etc. He seems to hate all that crap as much as we do.

yeah

'I have trained the heads of 5 billion a year turnover companies'

'really ??'

The look on his face said 'YOU train ME I dont bloody think so darlin'

[Spacecadet]

Just in case any of you pot noodlers missed it:

Probably NSFW

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1630056/App2011/Melody1.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1630056/App2011/Melody2.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1630056/App2011/Melody3.jpg

[TimberWolf]

Just in case any of you pot noodlers missed it:

Probably NSFW

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1630056/App2011/Melody1.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1630056/App2011/Melody2.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1630056/App2011/Melody3.jpg