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The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread

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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    All the girls look like they are chavs. Where are the posh birds ?
    A real laydee lacks the ill manners required to get through the screening process and humiliate herself on TV for the chance to work for Alan Sugar for £100k a year, don't you know?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      A real laydee lacks the ill manners required to get through the screening process and humiliate herself on TV for the chance to work for Alan Sugar for £100k a year, don't you know?
      No, real ladeeees will lower themselves for that, but this series Suralan Lordalan wants to invest 250 thousand into a barrow-girl. Or barrow-boy.

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        Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
        No, real ladeeees will lower themselves for that, but this series Suralan Lordalan wants to invest 250 thousand into a barrow-girl. Or barrow-boy.
        Lord Sugar doesn't like ladeees unless they are called Margaret
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Lord Sugar doesn't like ladeees unless they are called Margaret
          Good point. Or Karen. No wait, we're talking about ladies...

          Which reminds me, that Jim got away with answering her back, didn't he.

          And how did he manage to escape the firing line yet again?

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            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            Good point. Or Karen. No wait, we're talking about ladies...

            Which reminds me, that Jim got away with answering her back, didn't he.

            And how did he manage to escape the firing line yet again?
            Because he wasn't taken into the boardroom by the PM?

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              Originally posted by russell View Post
              Because he wasn't taken into the boardroom by the PM?
              I know that. The point is, it's the second time he seems to have psyched a PM into not taking him in.

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                Originally posted by Mr Fahrenheit View Post
                It'll be repeated 7pm this evening on BBC3.

                Also available on iPlayer.
                Ooh! Ta,
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  Evening all
                  Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                  Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                    This week: fly tipping a la sugar
                    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                    Thomas Jefferson

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                      I was banking on him making Jim PM!
                      Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                      Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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