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A real laydee lacks the ill manners required to get through the screening process and humiliate herself on TV for the chance to work for Alan Sugar for £100k a year, don't you know?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
No, real ladeeees will lower themselves for that, but this series Suralan Lordalan wants to invest 250 thousand into a barrow-girl. Or barrow-boy.Originally posted by doodab View PostA real laydee lacks the ill manners required to get through the screening process and humiliate herself on TV for the chance to work for Alan Sugar for £100k a year, don't you know?Comment
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Lord Sugar doesn't like ladeees unless they are called MargaretOriginally posted by Doggy Styles View PostNo, real ladeeees will lower themselves for that, but this series Suralan Lordalan wants to invest 250 thousand into a barrow-girl. Or barrow-boy."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Good point. Or Karen. No wait, we're talking about ladies...Originally posted by SueEllen View PostLord Sugar doesn't like ladeees unless they are called Margaret
Which reminds me, that Jim got away with answering her back, didn't he.
And how did he manage to escape the firing line yet again?Comment
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Because he wasn't taken into the boardroom by the PM?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostGood point. Or Karen. No wait, we're talking about ladies...
Which reminds me, that Jim got away with answering her back, didn't he.
And how did he manage to escape the firing line yet again?Comment
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I know that. The point is, it's the second time he seems to have psyched a PM into not taking him in.Originally posted by russell View PostBecause he wasn't taken into the boardroom by the PM?Comment
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Ooh! Ta,Originally posted by Mr Fahrenheit View PostIt'll be repeated 7pm this evening on BBC3.
Also available on iPlayer."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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This week: fly tipping a la sugar"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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