They finally got him!

[minestrone]

I never got the 72 virgins thing

I tried to do it in my lifetime.

[Mich the Tester]

[JoJoGabor]

I never got the 72 virgins thing; you get to be with them for eternity right, and they'll not stay virgins long.

I can't see the attraction, at the end of the night you will have 72 bleeding, crying young women to deal with, and the sex will have been carp.

[Kipper]

I'd stay out of the London Underground for a while; bet the National threat status has just gone up.

[gingerjedi]

well, you have to make them last, obviously

Can these virgins have more virgins?

...Dirty buggers.

[russell]

I can't see the attraction, at the end of the night you will have 72 bleeding, crying young women to deal with, and the sex will have been carp.

Yeah and 72 in one night? I think there would be some wastage. Give me 3 hot pronstars.

[wobbegong]

A crude fake. The bottom half of the face is at the wrong angle to the top half. Here's the probable donor picture . . .

[sasguru]

I was in no doubt that the CUK expert forensics team would waste no time in telling us it was all fake.
What a bunch of predictable morons.

[oracleslave]

At least he got to see the wedding.

[Pondlife]

At least he got to see the wedding.

POTD!