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Does and Dont's of growing old

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    #81
    Don't let out a big sigh/wheeze/fart every time you sit down.

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      #82
      Don't say "and now to the weary soldier comes his rest" each night before going to bed.

      (or "well it's that time, I'm off to Bedfordshire", in fact nothing, just STFU and go to bed)
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #83
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        Don't say "and now to the weary soldier comes his rest" each night before going to bed.
        Mine used to be "Unresting death, a whole day nearer now".

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          #84
          this thread is a beast




          yeah, take THAT youse old farts


          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #85
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Plus the fantasies are a bit broader obviously. Incestuous bi bestial necro scat becomes the norm.
            Should I be laughing. laugh
            Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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