Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
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Alertec tablets (proprietory name for Modafinil, which is used in the treatment of Narcolepsy) - one of the possible side effects: difficulty falling asleep...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanThis getting very close to geek day. We also had a Lister quote in another thread. Do you think we could mention Bistromathics (same book) in the statistics argument?
Improbable.
But, how improbable?
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Supermarket milk normally states "this product contains milk" in small letters. Just in case you miss the big label on the front.....................Comment
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Was that so long and thanks for the fish. I recall it had a section where Arthur Dent was dodging jumbo jets in it.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishWas that so long and thanks for the fish. I recall it had a section where Arthur Dent was dodging jumbo jets in it.
Christ - How sad am I?
No don't answer that!Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?Comment
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