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sparklelard replied

16 March 2006, 13:07
Originally posted by TonyEnglish

Was that so long and thanks for the fish. I recall it had a section where Arthur Dent was dodging jumbo jets in it.

Arthur Dent learnt to fly in Life, The Universe and Everything on the planet KRIKIKTT and tought Fenchurch in So Long and Thanks for All The Fish.

Christ - How sad am I?

No don't answer that!
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BoredBloke replied

16 March 2006, 12:38
Was that so long and thanks for the fish. I recall it had a section where Arthur Dent was dodging jumbo jets in it.
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~Craig~ replied

16 March 2006, 11:56
Supermarket milk normally states "this product contains milk" in small letters. Just in case you miss the big label on the front.....................
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FrankScribe replied

15 March 2006, 14:47
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

This getting very close to geek day. We also had a Lister quote in another thread. Do you think we could mention Bistromathics (same book) in the statistics argument?

Improbable.

But, how improbable?

Just checking that I have my towel
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EqualOpportunities replied

15 March 2006, 13:55
Alertec tablets (proprietory name for Modafinil, which is used in the treatment of Narcolepsy) - one of the possible side effects: difficulty falling asleep...
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DaveB replied

15 March 2006, 13:28
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

This getting very close to geek day. We also had a Lister quote in another thread.

Guilty as charged M'lud. Although I thought no-one had noticed that one
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The Lone Gunman replied

15 March 2006, 13:25
Originally posted by DaveB

Indeed, but which book?

This getting very close to geek day. We also had a Lister quote in another thread. Do you think we could mention Bistromathics (same book) in the statistics argument?
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DaveB replied

15 March 2006, 13:18
Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom

H2G2

Indeed, but which book?
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PerlOfWisdom replied

15 March 2006, 13:00
Originally posted by DaveB

Ah, but the trick to flying is easy. You throw yourself at the ground and miss.

H2G2
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DaveB replied

15 March 2006, 12:57
Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom

If I was convinced I could fly, I'd try taking off from the ground before launching myself off a 12 storey building.

Ah, but the trick to flying is easy. You throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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PerlOfWisdom replied

15 March 2006, 12:56
If I was convinced I could fly, I'd try taking off from the ground before launching myself off a 12 storey building.
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PRC1964 replied

15 March 2006, 11:48
A couple of months back the lemons in our local Waitrose had a warning that they may contain pips.
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FrankScribe replied

15 March 2006, 11:01
Its true. I checked and I can confirm I couldn't fly

I would have gone up to the top of the ladder but I'm scared of heights
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sparklelard replied

15 March 2006, 11:00
Ingredients on Peanut Butter - Contains Nuts!

Contents on BHS Body Painting Chocolate - Warning! May Contain Nuts!
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hyperD replied

15 March 2006, 10:59
Originally posted by jason986

No way. Don't believe that.
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