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    #11
    I can sniff the stench of envy
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #12
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
      I can sniff the stench of envy
      You should use a decent deodorant
      Coffee's for closers

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        #13
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
        I can sniff the stench of envy
        Use less of it then
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          #14
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
          I can sniff the stench of envy
          That'll be the Geordie sweat as they put it together in two minutes flat using only their bare hands and a bottle of Nukey Brown.

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            #15
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            I have just ordered a brand new Nissan Juke, which I am terribly excited about. It arrives next month and guess what? THERE is AN OWNERS CLUB yipeeeee. So I have joined and I am looking forward to engaging with my new friends at the forum.
            Gricer? Is that you?

            Humm, could equally be Wilmslow

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              #16
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              Gricer? Is that you?

              Humm, could equally be Wilmslow
              No it is me your one and only honest agent
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #17
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                No it is me your one and only honest agent
                The second best oxymoron after "Microsoft Works".

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                  #18
                  Consider the amount of CO2 which has been expelled to produce that rather unsightly beast.

                  I'll stick to my 72 Morris thank you.
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                    Consider the amount of CO2 which has been expelled to produce that rather unsightly beast.

                    .
                    Same goes for Viagra.

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                      #20
                      A friend of mine has made a few adjustments to one of the posts from the Juke owners club forum:

                      Hello to [both] of my friends . Just took delivery on Saturday (broke down on Sunday) of our Artic White(Grey) Accenta (Italians speak with one of these) Premium (Cheap) 1.6 (they make pencil sharpeners with bigger engines than this)I have a 5spd man (asleep,drowsy,motionless,slow,torpid). And love it to bits. Extras so far include mudflaps (essential in Wimbledon,..... ) all round. rear bumper guard (normally called a rear bumper ....no mention of anything at the front) and entry guards (or as human beings call them doors!!!) . Custom floor mats (ones that fit the car then) and Bespoke (no one else wants these) "wine rack" inner mesh shields (or a fly screen) . I,ve come from a 1990 K10 Micra (name dropper) (which was scrapped today after 7 yrs faithfull service) and before you ask, yes i,m a tech (twat) /mot tester for Nissan since 1984 (that means I’ve tested a lot of huts) Look forward to some fun (the bonnet flying up once i’ve hit 50mph) with" La Juke" (John Wayne???) and all of you. (F*** RIGHT OFF YOU DULL B*******!!!!)

                      I thought this was funny - Nissan Juke Owners Forum
                      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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