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I'm on my way Pondy! Partyyyyyy.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Party at Pondy's everyone!Originally posted by Pondlife View PostWCMS
Tonight is mexican night in chez pondy. Super spicy chili and margaritas.
Sat day: Helping my old man pack up for a move.
Sat eve: Mrs PL is off out to a girlie party and so I have the house to myself.
suggestions?
Sun: Garden project 2011 starts.

"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Travelling down to London on Sunday for a day or two, then flying for a week in Dubai.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Packing this weekend. Move house on Thursday....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Down to Devon tonight.
Get motorbikes MOT'd and serviced tomorrow.
Test drive a Nissan Murano.
See my kids and grand daughter.
Eat plenty
Lie-in Sunday
Drive back to London sunday lunchtime.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Ooooo. Just handed keys back.
No shop.
No work to do.
No kids.
Going to have a lie in.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Off to Lanzarote with the local council training department. Getting my NVQ in pest control and 'modern techniques in avoiding contaminated food and water'
apparently they choose the place for training because its infested with RoachusRoachusNibblus (lt), some species of voracious and dangerous cockroach. Apparently they crawl up your leg, whilst asleep, looking for a warm and moist place to burrow into.
If one gets into your ear, they can nest and forage off the fat in your earlobe, and you would never know.
It's worse if they get into your bum. but I dont want to talk about that
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Refereeing my last rugby match of the season up at Larne (Northern Ireland), then BBQ, gardening and general relaxing.Comment
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Friday night is Curry Night. It's the law.
Then just chillin with her indoors. This week has been full on at Client CoComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOff to Lanzarote with the local council training department. Getting my NVQ in pest control and 'modern techniques in avoiding contaminated food and water'
apparently they choose the place for training because its infested with RoachusRoachusNibblus (lt), some species of voracious and dangerous cockroach. Apparently they crawl up your leg, whilst asleep, looking for a warm and moist place to burrow into.
If one gets into your ear, they can nest and forage off the fat in your earlobe, and you would never know.
It's worse if they get into your bum. but I dont want to talk about that

You are just jealous you aren't coming with us all.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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