Broken lavatory seats.

[doodab]

Like this, apparently:

Nope, that's definitely wrong, he's clearly forgotten rule #1.

[Mich the Tester]

Ok, so how do you use this then?

Well you read the instructions on the wall, obviously.

[minestrone]

I begin to wonder quite what the esteemed customers get up to in the traps.

I had to replace my WC toilet seat today that my drunken mate broke at the weekend. He works on a building site so that goes halfway in explanation.

At the same time he also returned an amp I lent him 5 years ago and just noticed he had not returned the plug I also lent him. I even went to the trouble of attaching the plug to the amp with a bit of wire so he knew to bring it back at the same time.

No manners these day.

[darmstadt]

I was visiting a friends parents over in what used to be the DDR and they told me a story about the building up the road from them. Apparently when the Russians came they decided to use it as a barracks but had a slight problem with the toilets. They had never seen them before and thought that they were in fact potato peelers so they filled them with potatoes, pulled the chain and nothing happened...

[Mich the Tester]

I was visiting a friends parents over in what used to be the DDR and they told me a story about the building up the road from them. Apparently when the Russians came they decided to use it as a barracks but had a slight problem with the toilets. They had never seen them before and thought that they were in fact potato peelers so they filled them with potatoes, pulled the chain and nothing happened...

Makes you wonder why NATO bothered preparing for invasion. If you'd just left a load of western bogs on the border it would keep them occupied for weeks.

Oh, and bananas; that would have stopped them.

[DaveB]

Biobidet Lavatory Seat, Toilet Seat - Astor-Bannerman UK

I's used showers with fewer features than that!