Broken lavatory seats.

[Mich the Tester]

Middle left. No puking.

Use the sink instead?

And what, precisely, is Mr Bottom-Right trying to do?

[Sysman]

And what, precisely, is Mr Bottom-Right trying to do?

I know that one. Huge stiffy which won't go away and he wants to pee.

As a former colleague reported after taking double the normal dose of Viagra.

[Sysman]

Ah.

This was "a friend" so afflicted was it?



That's what they all say.

Absolutely true about the former colleague and Viagra.

I carefully left out the incident at college...

I remember "my mate" cursing that the showers were the fixed head variety...

[Sysman]

The young lady who had caused the situation was from Essex, if that helps.

[bfg]

At Least

Be thankful they're using the toilet, not one cup between two girls

[mudskipper]

You should read Rohinton Mistry's 'Squatter' - a different perspective on the problem!

[MrMark]

Back in ancient history I had a spell working at an assembly factory in a small town in Derbyshire. No migrant workers, no Bobs, not even any Celtic cousins. All locals.
But someone still went around smashing toilet seats.

At the time I assumed it was Derbyshire folk who couldn't cope with the toilet seat.

[Sysman]

White shoes?

Cork soled high heels, if I remember correctly.

She was a front runner for the shortest miniskirt on campus. This was a girl I was not going to introduce to my parents.

Most female students wore jeans in them days.

[Mich the Tester]

This was a girl I was not going to introduce to my parents.

Known a few of those, eventually ended up living with a bovver booted platinum blonde punk girl who got on, and still gets on very well indeed with my parents. Better than I do.

[EternalOptimist]

A nice gentleman is changing said lavatory seat at the moment.

He's as unimpressed by the rate of breakage as I am.

I shan't share his views on the miscreants.

some come here to sit and think
some come here to chunder
some come here to vandalise
and break the seats asunder