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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Just don't. I'm ******* suffocating here.
    strong perfume in a gym is worse. Fat women exercising, drenched in cheap scent

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      I suppose it would if it's a wet fart and you let it fester all day.
      I'll stick with my perfume, you stick with yours.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Don't mind women's perfume even if it makes my eyes water, what I can't stand is cissy men who put on aftershave, what a pong

        One guy in the office can be smelt from 20 yards, I can not for the life of me imagine that he has a girlfriend, no-one could live with that stench, smells like sugary cat's p*ss.
        I'm alright Jack

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          #14
          Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
          Don't mind women's perfume even if it makes my eyes water, what I can't stand is cissy men who put on aftershave, what a pong

          One guy in the office can be smelt from 20 yards, I can not for the life of me imagine that he has a girlfriend, no-one could live with that stench, smells like sugary cat's p*ss.
          I don't like when blokes douse themselves in aftershave. It should be more of an intimate scent, rather than something you can pong from two miles away.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I don't like when blokes douse themselves in aftershave. It should be more of an intimate scent, rather than something you can pong from two miles away.
            would you like to get your nostrils round my intimate trouser snake MP ?


            whoooarrr, have some, you horney wench



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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              I don't like when blokes douse themselves in aftershave. It should be more of an intimate scent, rather than something you can pong from two miles away.
              You've obviously worked in my office then

              Dear god, it's like a tarts boudoir and that's just the men

              Though quite a few of the women are a curious shade of orange atm
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I don't like when blokes douse themselves in aftershave. It should be more of an intimate scent, rather than something you can pong from two miles away.
                hmmm, I'm sure there's planty of that around here. Probably masked slightly by Essence of Pot Noodle.

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                  #18
                  Nothing worse than people eating hot smelly food in the office
                  I'm alright Jack

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                    Nothing worse than people eating hot smelly food in the office
                    I used to love getting a curry in at lunchtime. Or thai food. Lovely.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      I don't like when blokes douse themselves in aftershave. It should be more of an intimate scent, rather than something you can pong from two miles away.
                      Do blokes actually wear aftershave any more?

                      Bit of soap, razor and you're done.

                      Little bit of spray under armpits but that's it. I do shower twice a day though.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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