Planet Earth

[ladymuck]

Would have looked better if it had rings like Saturn. And 2 suns.

I think we're working on the rings quite nicely by ourselves, what with satellites, space-ship debris and golf balls all floating about up there. And, if things go the way they seem to be, I would imagine we could create our sun when we all nuke each other to oblivion at some point in time already decided by the ever accurate Nostrodamus.

Did anyone watch Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea on Sunday? Made me laff, didn't know you could park a sub on the sea bed and patch in to the phone cable running from Rio to London! Now that's a cunning way to get cheap long distance calls!

[Churchill]

Chico why did God let the dinosaurs die out?

Have you seen the teeth on those things? Think ZG, only bigger!

[sasguru]

Have you seen the teeth on those things? Think ZG, only bigger!

Actually wrong question. The right one is:

God, why don't you let the Chicos die out?

[realityhack]

Are we going to see an interview with the Giant Turtle and 4 elephants in HD too?

[Chico]

A Poem from Iran

I feel a poem coming on.....

Christ - The Messiah - The Saviour Has Come
Persian Poetry by Gherajeh Da'aghi describing the coming of Messiah (Jesus Christ)

O People, Take a notice, The Messiah Has Come! The Saviour of the World Has Come!
All the creation testify to His coming, Open your hearts and see your Redeemer!
Don't wait another day, open your eyes and see, Prince of Peace, The Messiah has come.

[Mordac]

Another poem from Iran

Come friendly nukes and fall on Tehran...

(with a little help from Sir John Betjeman)

[threaded]

Are you sure it's not feeding time for the Lions?

[sasguru]

A joke from Iran

WALKING across a bridge, I saw a man on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.”

“Why not?” he asked.

“Well, there’s so much to live for!”

“Like what?”

“Are you religious?”

He said: “Yes.”

I said: “Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?”

“Christian.”

“Me, too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

“Protestant.”

“Me, too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

“Baptist.”

“Me, too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Church of the Lord?”

“Baptist Church of God.”

“Me, too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

“Me, too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”

He said: “Reformation of 1915.”

I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.

[Xenophon]

WALKING across a bridge, I saw a man on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.”

“Why not?” he asked.

“Well, there’s so much to live for!”

“Like what?”

“Are you religious?”

He said: “Yes.”

I said: “Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?”

“Christian.”

“Me, too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

“Protestant.”

“Me, too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

“Baptist.”

“Me, too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Church of the Lord?”

“Baptist Church of God.”

“Me, too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

“Me, too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”

He said: “Reformation of 1915.”

I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.

[sasguru]

And as Jesus and his followers were walking along, they came across a prostitute. And some of his disciples were rude to her but Jesus stopped them saying "Let you who is without blame cast the first stone".

An old woman on the edge of the crowd picked up a sharp stone and threw it at the prostitute, hitting her on the head and killing her stone dead.

Jesus turned to her and said "Mum, I'm really getting hacked off with you".