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Are you teetotal / smoke free?
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Are you teetotal / smoke free?
OK - poll coming....22Teetotal0.00%0Smoke Free40.91%9Teetotal and Smoke Free18.18%4Have never smoked27.27%6Have never drunk alcohol0.00%0Have never drunk alcohol or smoked0.00%0AndyW drinks like a chimney and smokes like a fish13.64%3 -
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Never smoked.
Gone on a low calorie and not had a drink for 36 hours.
I think I am going to ******* kill someone today. Stuck in an office, looking around at all these people in suits and thinking *******!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Remind me never to go to the pub with you.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostTeetotal and have never smoked. But I forgot that as an option when I did the poll

There's something iffy about teetotalers.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Teetotal and Smoke Free?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostTeetotal and have never smoked. But I forgot that as an option when I did the poll
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I gave up smoking about 7 or 8 years ago. I've cut down drinking a lot, primarily because I'm starting to realise I will die otherwise.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Drink and smoke cigars, would rather have that and peg it at 70 than run the risk of spending my last years in a care home wearing a nappy.Comment
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Having put a "Never smoked" option, I was just preparing myself for the "what's the difference between smoke free and never smoked?" pedantry.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostTeetotal and Smoke Free?

So I voted Teetotal and Smoke Free
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