Got to work after a long drive and the office was full of food (crisps, nuts, chocolates, sweets, etc.) along with a crate of beer and some bottles of Sekt. The whole day therefore was spent gorging and drinking due to my collegues birthday. They do that a lot here...only went to the toilet once as well.
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
I'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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He'll never make it. A clean sweep of the entire general board without another poster stopping him.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.
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But did you know that Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Yes I did. Scraped from the scrotal sacks of Russian Squirrels, added to the toe clippings of North Siberian virgins and mixed with the fluff from a new DFS sofa, it has a heady aroma that they call M12.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I agree. It's quite bizarre. Almost 'bot' like.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.Comment
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This is one of my favourites of the random postings. I like the toilet update at the end.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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