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Previously on "I drunk at work today"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    I agree. It's quite bizarre. Almost 'bot' like.
    This is one of my favourites of the random postings. I like the toilet update at the end.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.
    I agree. It's quite bizarre. Almost 'bot' like.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    But did you know that Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.
    Это фигня....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    But did you know that Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.
    Yes I did. Scraped from the scrotal sacks of Russian Squirrels, added to the toe clippings of North Siberian virgins and mixed with the fluff from a new DFS sofa, it has a heady aroma that they call M12.

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  • darmstadt
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    But did you know that Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.
    He'll never make it. A clean sweep of the entire general board without another poster stopping him.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    I'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.

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  • darmstadt
    started a topic I drunk at work today

    I drunk at work today

    Got to work after a long drive and the office was full of food (crisps, nuts, chocolates, sweets, etc.) along with a crate of beer and some bottles of Sekt. The whole day therefore was spent gorging and drinking due to my collegues birthday. They do that a lot here...only went to the toilet once as well.

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