Drugs is a mugs game...

[EternalOptimist]

No probably not - drugs are not a fashion statement to those who understand the effects.

Do an experiment - go the same club 4 saturdays on the run on the first have drugs at all (e.g. no alcohol, caffeine etc) on the second try just your normal stuff e.g. alcohol, caffeine etc, for third have a disco biscuit and on the 4th try coke n champagne

Report back on which night you felt was best.

out of interest , what do you think the answer would be. intrigued
in order 1 -4

[Incognito]

If you ever have the good fortune to meet me you will see that I am not the person that takes a slap.

I learnt quite quickly in life that there's always someone bigger and harder than you round the corner. So I'm sure your bravado is self satisfying, however I'll refrain from passing judgement.

[Incognito]

Thread seems to have went from drugs to football to thick army grunts without a degree offering slappings.

We were both in the Royal Navy actually. Your degree never taught you that did it.

[original PM]

out of interest , what do you think the answer would be. intrigued
in order 1 -4

I would say 3 or 4 - but only done 3 about twice in my life along time ago and never done 4 at all

anyone else who care to comment?

problem with 2 is that you just end up legless and spewing

and 1 would just be a bit weird - maybe get a high from the complete lack of anything in the system??

[minestrone]

No thanks. You have your lifestyle and I'll stick to mine.

Yes, your life is good, a divorced ex solider with no qualifications.

On the other hand I am going into town to buy a 5,500 pound armchair today.

[Incognito]

On the other hand I am going into town to buy a 5,500 pound armchair today.

Does your GF know you're spending her money?

[original PM]

Yes, your life is good, a divorced ex solider with no qualifications.

On the other hand I am going into town to buy a 5,500 pound armchair today.

does it come with a 6ft blonde cock massager?

5 and half k for a fookin chair seriously fella what does it do?

[Churchill]

Thread seems to have went from drugs to football to thick army grunts without a degree offering slappings.

Ok, just so we can get to the bottom of this. Who, in your opinion was offering to give whom a slapping?

[minestrone]

We were both in the Royal Navy actually. Your degree never taught you that did it.

What is the entrance qualifications for the Navy these days? Cannot be that high?

[EternalOptimist]

Yes, your life is good, a divorced ex solider with no qualifications.

On the other hand I am going into town to buy a 5,500 pound armchair today.

you can do better than that

On the other hand I am going to just flight to book a seat on the Virgin Space plane

On the other hand I am going to get rid of one of my 6 birds coz it hurts now when I w@nk

On the other hand I am going to get a new nose, because my septum fell out

etc