Charlie Sheen becomes the next David Icke?

[minestrone]

I was ever so disappointed to find that Martin Sheen is Spanish/Irish.

Rather than being descended from a good swimmer.

Ho hum.

Ahhh, the ol' Black Irish.

[PAH]

Ahhh, the ol' Black Irish.

Can't beat a good pint of Guiness.*

You know you've pulled if the barmaid bothers to draw a shamrock in the head.


* Though I once went on a blind date with a loony-tune, who upon spotting me waiting for her at the designated bar with a Guiness in hand proclaimed "There are crushed beatles in Guiness".

Strange, I never noticed them in the factory tour I once went on during a stag do to Dublin. I initially put it down to a dry sense of humour, but no, she was nuts. Vegetarian and Apple Mac owner. Enough said. Can't remember her name, but it didn't begin with 'L'.

[minestrone]

Not that black Irish but if yer buying I'll take a pint.

The swimmers from the armada as folk tales go. Irish people with black hair and black eyes.

[PAH]

The swimmers from the armada as folk tales go. Irish people with black hair and black eyes.

This could be your Dennis Hopper moment:

True Romance - Sicilians

Do you want a cigar to go with the pint?

[minestrone]

I was thinking more of swimming the Rio Grande, but there you go.

Crossed line central