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    Job of the day

    Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour:

    Titel - Implementierung von SAP LOL/ROFL und HDGDL (w/m) (GID 326073) Beginn - asap
    Dauer - 01.04.2012
    Einsatzort - in RL
    Projektbeschreibung

    Aufgaben
    ========

    - Benötigter Skill ist die gesamte SAP LOL Palette
    - Installation des SAP HDL/HDGDL/HEAGDL-Moduls, Beratung und Realisierung
    - Fehleranalyse in den bestehenden NOOB-Anwendungen
    - RTFM-Schulung der DAUs vor Ort beim Kunden
    - Konzepterstellung logischer Prozesse
    - Dokumentation von Prozessen lt. StGB
    - Definition der Konfigurationsschnitte
    - Kostümaising hoheitlicher SAP-Mandanten
    - Bewegungsdatenfixierung nach vier ALEs


    Tätigkeiten
    ===========

    - MD5 Hash Verschlüsselung für tragbare Geldbörsen aus Stoff und Leder
    - IPv6 Integration für Haustiere
    - Eichung und Kalibrierung von Sonnenuhren
    - Suchmaschinenoptimierung durch Telekinese
    - Erstellen von technischen Konzepten mit Bleistift und/oder Farbstift
    - Dynamische Kriegsbemalung in MS Paint
    - Remotesteuerung der Brezelentsalzungsanlagen beim Kunden
    - Erstellung von Tools zur Kontrolle des Leberkäsebestands beim Metzger

    Must-have Qualifikationen
    - Akute Anwendung des gregorianischen Kalenders
    - Humor Nice-to-have

    Qualifikationen
    - YHBT
    - EOM
    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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    #2
    I don't get the joke

    But then I can't speak a word of German - Maybe it would help if someone posted a translation.
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      #3
      SAP LOL/ROFL
      I presume that's it. That and

      Humor Nice-to-have
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Apparently they've already had 3 applications. Even though you might not be able to read German I think looking at some of the TLAs show that its a wind-up (1st April anyone.)

        IPv6 Integration für Haustiere - IPv6 integration for house animals (pets)
        Remotesteuerung der Brezelentsalzungsanlagen beim Kunden - Remote control for putting salt on Pretzels by customers
        Eichung und Kalibrierung von Sonnenuhren - Measurement and calibration of sundials
        “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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          #5
          Creation of technical concepts with pencil and / or colored pencil
          Search Engine Optimization by telekinesis
          I thought they had just copied a typical British job ad?
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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