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doodab replied

1 April 2011, 10:21
Creation of technical concepts with pencil and / or colored pencil
Search Engine Optimization by telekinesis

I thought they had just copied a typical British job ad?
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darmstadt replied

1 April 2011, 10:18
Apparently they've already had 3 applications. Even though you might not be able to read German I think looking at some of the TLAs show that its a wind-up (1st April anyone.)

IPv6 Integration für Haustiere - IPv6 integration for house animals (pets)
Remotesteuerung der Brezelentsalzungsanlagen beim Kunden - Remote control for putting salt on Pretzels by customers
Eichung und Kalibrierung von Sonnenuhren - Measurement and calibration of sundials
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doodab replied

1 April 2011, 10:16
SAP LOL/ROFL

I presume that's it. That and

Humor Nice-to-have
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OwlHoot replied

1 April 2011, 10:12
I don't get the joke

But then I can't speak a word of German - Maybe it would help if someone posted a translation.
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darmstadt started a topic Job of the day

1 April 2011, 09:32
Job of the day

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour:

Titel - Implementierung von SAP LOL/ROFL und HDGDL (w/m) (GID 326073) Beginn - asap
Dauer - 01.04.2012
Einsatzort - in RL
Projektbeschreibung

Aufgaben
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- Benötigter Skill ist die gesamte SAP LOL Palette
- Installation des SAP HDL/HDGDL/HEAGDL-Moduls, Beratung und Realisierung
- Fehleranalyse in den bestehenden NOOB-Anwendungen
- RTFM-Schulung der DAUs vor Ort beim Kunden
- Konzepterstellung logischer Prozesse
- Dokumentation von Prozessen lt. StGB
- Definition der Konfigurationsschnitte
- Kostümaising hoheitlicher SAP-Mandanten
- Bewegungsdatenfixierung nach vier ALEs

Tätigkeiten
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- MD5 Hash Verschlüsselung für tragbare Geldbörsen aus Stoff und Leder
- IPv6 Integration für Haustiere
- Eichung und Kalibrierung von Sonnenuhren
- Suchmaschinenoptimierung durch Telekinese
- Erstellen von technischen Konzepten mit Bleistift und/oder Farbstift
- Dynamische Kriegsbemalung in MS Paint
- Remotesteuerung der Brezelentsalzungsanlagen beim Kunden
- Erstellung von Tools zur Kontrolle des Leberkäsebestands beim Metzger

Must-have Qualifikationen
- Akute Anwendung des gregorianischen Kalenders
- Humor Nice-to-have

Qualifikationen
- YHBT
- EOM
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