Rules of the Forum

[Pondlife]

Hello

Collar up, head down & no one will notice.

[SupremeSpod]

Good afternoon Spod, haven't seen you for a while. Please come in.


HEY! Wait a minute....

AtW would've been a better moderator, you're just an unfunny twat.

[MarillionFan]

That'll be your big fat yank sausage fingers. Put the burger down, for the love of christ.

Right. I'm off for a few hours. See if you can all obey the rules. Suity will be here shortly, be nice to him I understand one of his £15 customers wasn't happy with her service and hit him with her walking stick, he's still upset about Slash and he's been had a couple of shandies.

Bye.

[eek]

MF I just found this photo of you



Awaiting a ban.

[cailin maith]

That'll be your big fat yank sausage fingers. Put the burger down, for the love of christ.

[TimberWolf]

The lord our Mod has commanded me to bring His commandants unto the people of CUK

I am the Lord thy Mod, thou shalt have no other Mods before me

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven sockpuppets

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Mod in vain

Thou shalt honour thy Mod that thy posting days may be long

Thou shalt not suck up or answer back however

Thou shalt not commit sockpuppetry

Thou shalt not discuss Scottish football nor post in TPD

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's horse, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything shaggable that is thy neighbuor's

Thou shalt not wet thy bed nor make jokes about farting

Thou shalt not go up my altar on steps, or thy private parts will be exposed

So said the Lord our Mod.

May you live long and prosper

[TheFaQQer]

My first infraction!

It's kind of like an ASBO

You're not cool unless you've had a real ban, from a real moderator though.

[TheFaQQer]

Depends if he has to take time out to mop up all the excitement pee.

POTD

[FiveTimes]

Right. I'm off for a few hours. See if you can all obey the rules. Suity will be here shortly, be nice to him I understand one of his £15 customers wasn't happy with her service and hit him with her walking stick, he's still upset about Slash and he's been had a couple of shandies.

Bye.

You mean admin has had a word with you and told you to stop being an arse

[Pondlife]

You mean admin has had a word with you and told you to stop being an arse

20 mins to go... feck it


Yeah WHS!