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Prost! Weekend set for beer garden weather.
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Prost! Weekend set for beer garden weather.
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
I think it's due to reach 7 deg C here in the NE of England too. That's a Geordie heatwave that is.
PS That blonde looks like my mates missus. I'm always staring at her tits too. -
Originally posted by scooterscot View PostYou know where to find me this weekend...
The Englischer Garten?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Its absolutely crap here on the banks of the Rhine in Köln at the moment. Hopefully it'll get better when I get home
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Good call. Do you know i might try and clear the shop on Saturday night. That way I can get Sunday and Monday off and go to the pub on Sunday!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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BBC Weather | ManchesterOriginally posted by original PM View Post19 degrees in sunny manchester
allegedly
Complete NW washout by the looks of it.
Why does anyone want to live in the NW?
Rain, rain, followed by more rain.Comment
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Here in Frankfurt I have 18 and sunny right now.
Saturday prediction is 17 and sunny
Sunday prediction is 23 with a few clouds
Beer time!!!!!!"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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I will be working on my tan. Might go for a nice long bike ride and stop off for a Maß in the Englisher Garten.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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