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Those opposable thumbs don't make up for his sausage fingers though.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostYou're
Smarter?"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Eggman to the rescueI did like the fact that he's taken the correction on board in another thread.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs it happens numbnuts the reason I was annoyed with you was I was up for the LEJOG later in the year but after you're hissy fit no chance.
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I know. I've been waiting for Tyke to find that, and imagine steam coming out of his ears when he doesOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostI did like the fact that he's taken the correction on board in another thread.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Bating pedants since 1998.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI know. I've been waiting for Tyke to find that, and imagine steam coming out of his ears when he does
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So if nobody falls for it does that mean you've been hooked and skinned yourself?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBating pedants since 1998.
"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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What happened in 1998?Originally posted by Churchill View PostOne day, you piece of crap, I will ram my fist down your throat removing several of your teeth in the process.
I accidentally quoted that hours ago and mistakenly included it. But I quite like it so it will stay.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The SPL was inaugurated.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat happened in 1998?
I accidentally quoted that hours ago and mistakenly included it. But I quite like it so it will stay.
You happy clappy god botherer you."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostBeing a c**t since 1998.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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