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    Arghh....

    In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

    Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?

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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

    Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?
    Smile and think of the money.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

      Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?
      No, not wrong, but could possibly get you into some trouble. I advise slurping back, he may get the message. If this fails change the email recieved sound on your computer to a cash register type ching, ching, ching.

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        #4
        Wear a pair of bright yellow industrial ear defenders, and explain exactly why to anyone who asks. That should get the point across.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            There was a chap on the last contract who wore great big ear defenders regularly, to avoid being disturbed by the young chap who played his music really loudly next to him.

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              #7
              Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
              There was a chap on the last contract who wore great big ear defenders regularly, to avoid being disturbed by the young chap who played his music really loudly next to him.
              There's a fella in my office who sits there with head phones on, cursing and muttering under his breath, banging his mouse and every now and then loudly saying an expletive.

              Anyway that's what they say I do.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

                Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?
                Just leave a dog bowl on his desk.

                If he asks, just say as you eat like an animal, I thought this might help.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  Just leave a dog bowl on his desk.

                  If he asks, just say as you eat like an animal, I thought this might help.


                  Made I larf did that.


                  Now I'm upto being annoyed by the way he breathes.......I'm pretty sure this is what its like to be married.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

                    Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?
                    Perhaps he's now exaggerating it just to annoy you. That's what I'd do.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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