Arghh....

[Sockpuppet]

In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?

 

[Churchill]

In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?

Smile and think of the money.

 

[conned tractor]

In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?

No, not wrong, but could possibly get you into some trouble. I advise slurping back, he may get the message. If this fails change the email recieved sound on your computer to a cash register type ching, ching, ching.

 

[DaveB]

Wear a pair of bright yellow industrial ear defenders, and explain exactly why to anyone who asks. That should get the point across.

 

[DimPrawn]

 

[conned tractor]

There was a chap on the last contract who wore great big ear defenders regularly, to avoid being disturbed by the young chap who played his music really loudly next to him.

 

[MarillionFan]

There was a chap on the last contract who wore great big ear defenders regularly, to avoid being disturbed by the young chap who played his music really loudly next to him.

There's a fella in my office who sits there with head phones on, cursing and muttering under his breath, banging his mouse and every now and then loudly saying an expletive.

Anyway that's what they say I do.

 

[hyperD]

In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?

Just leave a dog bowl on his desk.

If he asks, just say as you eat like an animal, I thought this might help.

 

[Sockpuppet]

Just leave a dog bowl on his desk.

If he asks, just say as you eat like an animal, I thought this might help.

Made I larf did that.


Now I'm upto being annoyed by the way he breathes.......I'm pretty sure this is what its like to be married.

 

[MaryPoppins]

In a small two person office with the permie from hell. He makes more noise than a buffalo having sex and he's only just drinking tea. I've already told him don't chew with the mouth open and FFS don't slurp your tea but it's having no effect

Would it be wrong to pick up and smash his cup into his face until he stops twitching?

Perhaps he's now exaggerating it just to annoy you. That's what I'd do.