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Been zapped by a kitchen sink.
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I copped a huge belt of static from the hand rail on an escalator in Peter Jones, then another and another.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI reckon somebody else is going to get a severe shock and feel rough for an hour or two once cojak settles down enough to notice this post
That sounds like it's probably more serious than a bit of static
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And the annoying and puzzling thing was, no one else seemed affected, even with their hands on the rail!
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I am very susceptible to static in shops. I worked out that if I hold a key and discharge the static via the key and ground (such as the escalator handle) it sparks but does not hurt.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI copped a huge belt of static from the hand rail on an escalator in Peter Jones, then another and another.
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And the annoying and puzzling thing was, no one else seemed affected, even with their hands on the rail!
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Pushing a trolley through the clothes section in Tesco (shortcut to the fruit & veg), results in a painful static belt from the first person to brush past.Comment
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Hence the unruly pubes, I'm guessing.Originally posted by doodab View PostWhen I was a teenager I lent on a live transformer inside a hi-fi unit that I was fixing. I don't know if it was the input or output side but I remember shaking like a bastard, luckily I fell over and away from it (it was on the floor and I was lent over it).
I'm exceedingly careful with leccy since then.
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I feel a small tingle every time on touching the shower taps at the gym. Mentioned it to them months ago but nowt has been done. Nobody dead yet AFAIK.bloggoth
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I saw a spectacular zapping about 30 odd years ago. Working on a 7/4 anti aircraft radar in Wiltshire on a very hot summers day.
The magnetron wasnt firing, so the radar wasnt transmitting, and I was doing some diagnostics on the Thyratron, which provides a 25,000 volt blast that fires the magnetron.
I was being very careful. 25k can arc a looong way.
Then the artificer sergeant pulls up, jumps out and shouts 'whats taking so long over here ?' his face was dripping sweat as he shoved his face towards the kit and BANG.
25,000 volts arced onto the end of his beak and blasted him of off his feet, into the middle of the last week probbly.
He had a permenant little black spot on the end of his nose after that. suprised he didnt go cross-eyed
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I suffered from static shocks at one particular client. I had to steel my nerves for the inevitable zap from a cubicle frame on the way out. If I managed to escape the office unscathed, some other part of the building would get me.Originally posted by Paddy View PostI am very susceptible to static in shops. I worked out that if I hold a key and discharge the static via the key and ground (such as the escalator handle) it sparks but does not hurt.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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