Ineffectual doe eyed useless ******* permie *******!!!!

[minestrone]

I think you'll find that Wilmslow was trying to wind up the OP.

I alluded to that.

[OwlHoot]

He sits there 'running' a meeting - no issues cleared, can't make a decision, can't handle the participants, no 'traction', no idea what's going on...

Part way through the meeting he re-read previous points - he hadn't realised we'd discussed them 30 minutes earlier!!!!

I think they have to retrain him when he returns from lunch every day!!!!

After the meeting he actually turns to me and says - I think that went quite well...

USELESS!!!!



Bing!

He's probably a paragon of decisive efficiency, with everything firmly under control, but then you do his head in by saying "Bing!" every few seconds.

[NotAllThere]

He sits there 'running' a meeting - no issues cleared, can't make a decision, can't handle the participants, no 'traction', no idea what's going on...

Part way through the meeting he re-read previous points - he hadn't realised we'd discussed them 30 minutes earlier!!!!

I think they have to retrain him when he returns from lunch every day!!!!

After the meeting he actually turns to me and says - I think that went quite well...


USELESS!!!!




Bing!

Cushy job and where you can bait your colleagues. Nice.

[Wilmslow]

I think you'll find that Wilmslow was trying to wind up the OP.

The No tulip sherlock award of the day goes to..........

[Sands of Time]

He's probably a paragon of decisive efficiency, with everything firmly under control, but then you do his head in by saying "Bing!" every few seconds.

Thanks for the input.


Bing!

[OwlHoot]

Thanks for the input.

Bing!

[Sands of Time]

What have I said?


Bing!

[2BIT]

Most permie departments at big firms just stumble over one crap app over another and we get paid to come in and wipe its arse until EOL. So I must thank all the permies, you have been keeping me well paid for many years at your efforts in writing crap code.

this is why the whole off-shore thing is not a complete disaster, lots of emergency fix work looming...

[2BIT]

Having the ability to be persuasive, but firm, not condescending, but to get your point across, to manage a meeting, to allow others to have their say, to placate difficult people, to manage teams, to enfranchise, not disenfranchise, to be concise, to manage stakeholders, to deal with politics & to deliver is an extremely difficult skill to learn.

If you can do all that, then you can call yourself a manager.

yeah but who'd want to be a manager?!?

[2BIT]

Cushy job and where you can bait your colleagues. Nice.

this is what I thought, having worked with twunts like this before they are ripe for having fun with and will never notice you're taking the piss