Stinky Belt

[EternalOptimist]

Just as I was relaxing last night, not a care in the world, the missus asked me to sniff her belt.

She had bought a leather belt from m and s. just an ordinary trouser belt. made in India.

It stunk like a kippers f@nny. a real bad fish-smell

so we went back into manchester today, I sat in the pub and did the sudookio, in honour of our brave japanese cousins, and she took the stink-belt back.

she also did a sniffing reccy on the belt rack, apparently they all smell a bit fishy


the world is going to rack and rooney Im telling you

[norrahe]

I'm waiting to see the local headlines "Mancunian woman thrown of of m&s for sniffing belts" (subline; she said they smelt of kipper fanny)

[xoggoth]

Hmm. Better than prawns fed with Bangladesh sewage anyway.

[TestMangler]

Now that is a great thread title.........

[mudskipper]

Hubby bought me a red nose. It stank too. I'd rather have a stinky thing round my waist than on my nose.