What makes an Agent?

[MarillionFan]

You need

No grandparents. As you have already sold them.
The ability to put your daughter, sister or mother on the game for $5
The ability to cause a lie detector machine to explode
Able to hold your breath for 5 minutes or talk continually without breathe for 10.

[bogeyman]

16) An unfortunate tendency to fiddle with their private parts through the pocket of their trousers when in public.

17) Never buying a round - ever.

18) Subscription to GQ, Loaded or some other such 'lad mag' garbage.

[threaded]

All my agents are police checked. And we are recruiting if anybody is interested.

Wireless Wizard

Quite sad to think when considering many agents that that appears to be a good idea.