Reply to: What makes an Agent?

[threaded]

All my agents are police checked. And we are recruiting if anybody is interested.

Wireless Wizard

Quite sad to think when considering many agents that that appears to be a good idea.

[bogeyman]

16) An unfortunate tendency to fiddle with their private parts through the pocket of their trousers when in public.

17) Never buying a round - ever.

18) Subscription to GQ, Loaded or some other such 'lad mag' garbage.

[MarillionFan]

You need

No grandparents. As you have already sold them.
The ability to put your daughter, sister or mother on the game for $5
The ability to cause a lie detector machine to explode
Able to hold your breath for 5 minutes or talk continually without breathe for 10.

[clark1e]

All my agents are police checked. And we are recruiting if anybody is interested.

Wireless Wizard

[hyperD]

Shut The Fu** Up

(15) Always seem to suffer from PMT

[Fungus]

shut The Fu** Up

And they are blessed with the gift of the gab ...

[DodgyAgent]

Shut The Fu** Up

[hyperD]

(13) Smelling of Old Spice and Hi Karate

(14) Constantly picking their nose and sniffing

[Mordac]

Read many posts on here criticizing Agents and their day-to-day methods. Has anyone conducted any psycho / socio analysis on agents and what were their findings

Market traders in suits.

[bogeyman]

Bogeyman: You are scaring me now!!!!

PS. Have you considered contributing to the take the piss out of Threaded thread?

Well, that's what Bogeymen are supposed to do! Scare you!

I suspect LG, that you are actually a closet Agent.

I think you'd better think it through, be true to yourself, and come out to DA and the gang.

I'm sure you'd feel much better about yourself - even if your parents and friends and everyone you've ever known treat you like a pariah.

[The Lone Gunman]

Bogeyman: You are scaring me now!!!!

PS. Have you considered contributing to the take the piss out of Threaded thread?

[bogeyman]

Having read all the above I have come to the conclusion that I am actualy an agent in the wrong job

8) Deliberately being in the 'wrong job' to salve their conciences

9) Having unusually big, white, heavily-reconstructed teeth (for this far East of California)

10) Covertly smoking Marlboro Lights

11) Continually worrying about which brand of condom is safest, yet natural-feeling

12) Wondering what all those computer nerds do all day anyway - and pondering on why they couldn't do it

[The Lone Gunman]

Having read all the above I have come to the conclusion that I am actualy an agent in the wrong job

[bogeyman]

PSML - Keep 'em coming!

5) Pretending to like rugby when you know they're just football proles at heart.

6) Always having the latest fecking gadget beeping and binging on their person.

7) No understanding of Latin.

[Churchill]

Part gypo, part chav with a little dash of wideboy.


BTW It's PMSL


Wonder how long before Dodgy takes the hump?

Get with the party TLG..