Having read all the above I have come to the conclusion that I am actualy an agent in the wrong job
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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Smith and Wesson.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanHaving read all the above I have come to the conclusion that I am actualy an agent in the wrong job
9) Having unusually big, white, heavily-reconstructed teeth (for this far East of California)
10) Covertly smoking Marlboro Lights
11) Continually worrying about which brand of condom is safest, yet natural-feeling
12) Wondering what all those computer nerds do all day anyway - and pondering on why they couldn't do it
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Bogeyman: You are scaring me now!!!!
PS. Have you considered contributing to the take the piss out of Threaded thread?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanBogeyman: You are scaring me now!!!!
PS. Have you considered contributing to the take the piss out of Threaded thread?
I suspect LG, that you are actually a closet Agent.
I think you'd better think it through, be true to yourself, and come out to DA and the gang.
I'm sure you'd feel much better about yourself - even if your parents and friends and everyone you've ever known treat you like a pariah.Last edited by bogeyman; 7 March 2006, 18:51.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by sonuRead many posts on here criticizing Agents and their day-to-day methods. Has anyone conducted any psycho / socio analysis on agents and what were their findingsHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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(13) Smelling of Old Spice and Hi Karate
(14) Constantly picking their nose and sniffingLast edited by hyperD; 8 March 2006, 10:05.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Shut The Fu** UpLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentshut The Fu** UpComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentShut The Fu** UpIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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