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    #11
    Having read all the above I have come to the conclusion that I am actualy an agent in the wrong job
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #12
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
      Having read all the above I have come to the conclusion that I am actualy an agent in the wrong job
      8) Deliberately being in the 'wrong job' to salve their conciences

      9) Having unusually big, white, heavily-reconstructed teeth (for this far East of California)

      10) Covertly smoking Marlboro Lights

      11) Continually worrying about which brand of condom is safest, yet natural-feeling

      12) Wondering what all those computer nerds do all day anyway - and pondering on why they couldn't do it

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #13
        Bogeyman: You are scaring me now!!!!

        PS. Have you considered contributing to the take the piss out of Threaded thread?
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #14
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
          Bogeyman: You are scaring me now!!!!

          PS. Have you considered contributing to the take the piss out of Threaded thread?
          Well, that's what Bogeymen are supposed to do! Scare you!

          I suspect LG, that you are actually a closet Agent.

          I think you'd better think it through, be true to yourself, and come out to DA and the gang.

          I'm sure you'd feel much better about yourself - even if your parents and friends and everyone you've ever known treat you like a pariah.
          Last edited by bogeyman; 7 March 2006, 18:51.

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #15
            Originally posted by sonu
            Read many posts on here criticizing Agents and their day-to-day methods. Has anyone conducted any psycho / socio analysis on agents and what were their findings
            Market traders in suits.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              (13) Smelling of Old Spice and Hi Karate

              (14) Constantly picking their nose and sniffing
              Last edited by hyperD; 8 March 2006, 10:05.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                Shut The Fu** Up
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                  shut The Fu** Up
                  And they are blessed with the gift of the gab ...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                    Shut The Fu** Up
                    (15) Always seem to suffer from PMT
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #20
                      All my agents are police checked. And we are recruiting if anybody is interested.

                      Wireless Wizard
                      Last edited by clark1e; 8 March 2006, 13:33.
                      Wireless Wizard

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