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    Women !!

    I am reading this from the tiny little 30ml bottle

    Heathcote @ Ivory
    bath & body
    hand cream
    shae butter and vitamin e
    pink grapefruit and pepper


    now when I go to the bog, even if my finger goes through the paper, i use a bar of soap

    but the missus ? oh no

    its shae fkng butter



    whatever that is


    ooh, i can hear her moving. better put it back

    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am reading this from the tiny little 30ml bottle

    Heathcote @ Ivory
    bath & body
    hand cream
    shae butter and vitamin e
    pink grapefruit and pepper


    now when I go to the bog, even if my finger goes through the paper, i use a bar of soap

    but the missus ? oh no

    its shae fkng butter



    whatever that is


    ooh, i can hear her moving. better put it back

    I think it's for after she's washed her hands, so that they stay soft for playing with your you-know-whats.

    You wouldn't big rough calloused man hands down there would you?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I think it's for after she's washed her hands, so that they stay soft for playing with your you-know-whats.

      You wouldn't big rough calloused man hands down there would you?
      well, she gets mine on her bazongas

      so fairs fair



      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Shea Butter is fab... lovely & moisturising (sp?) and it smells lush too.
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I think it's for after she's washed her hands, so that they stay soft for playing with your you-know-whats.

          You wouldn't big rough calloused man hands down there would you?
          Isn't it nice how you lot think everything us lot with boobs do is for you?
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #6
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Isn't it nice how you lot think everything us lot with boobs do is for you?
            Well, like duh????
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Well, like duh????
              I know, I know. Back to my sewing and kittens.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I am reading this from the tiny little 30ml bottle

                Heathcote @ Ivory
                bath & body
                hand cream
                shae butter and vitamin e
                pink grapefruit and pepper


                now when I go to the bog, even if my finger goes through the paper, i use a bar of soap

                but the missus ? oh no

                its shae fkng butter



                whatever that is


                ooh, i can hear her moving. better put it back

                How the hell do you manage that
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  I know, I know. Back to my sewing and kittens.
                  Oh are you sewing some kittens together - for a scarf maybe?
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                    How the hell do you manage that
                    Not even one buys double quilted.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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