Originally posted by Pogle
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Oh are you sewing some kittens together - for a scarf maybe? 
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A coat actually! Scratchy, but cute.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Dalmatian puppies are much better, less scratchyOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA coat actually! Scratchy, but cute.Comment
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My Mrs once bought this tiny little pump spray bottle (for £4.95) of some stuff or another.
When I asked her what it was for she said it was a special spray for your face and forehead on really hot days to cool down your skin.
When I checked the contents list, it contained: Aqua
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Am laughing my head off.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostMy Mrs once bought this tiny little pump spray bottle (for £4.95) of some stuff or another.
When I asked her what it was for she said it was a special spray for your face and forehead on really hot days to cool down your skin.
When I checked the contents list, it contained: Aqua
I'm suckered by stuff like the Evian facial spritz.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You love us really!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am reading this from the tiny little 30ml bottle
Heathcote @ Ivory
bath & body
hand cream
shae butter and vitamin e
pink grapefruit and pepper
now when I go to the bog, even if my finger goes through
the paper, i use a bar of soap
but the missus ? oh no
its shae fkng butter
whatever that is
ooh, i can hear her moving. better put it back
I've just bought sweet lemon body butter and shower gel..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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You mean all this time we've been returning the complement you've been tricking us?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Sounds like fun....Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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