Rogue's Gallery?

[MarillionFan]

Which one?

Bloody hell! Cojak was in the Sweeney!

[Cliphead]

When I get better. I don't want to wear out the audience's generosity by still being rubbish.

Maybe in a couple of months time after more practice...

If you're not already doing this a great way to practice is to play along with songs, seriously helps with timing and getting the chord changes done quickly. You can play along with anything, google for <song> lyrics and chords.

[d000hg]

Okay..............here I am. Calm down MP!!

The similarity to your true self begins and ends with wearing Y-fronts.

[Cliphead]

The similarity to your true self begins and ends with wearing Y-fronts.

Hey d000hg, where's that pic you posted of me?

[MarillionFan]

The similarity to your true self begins and ends with wearing Y-fronts.

I don't know why everyone is assuming this is a picture of Shaunbhoy and he's a raving poofter. He says he's not.

But his boyfriend above definitely is.

[Old Greg]

The similarity to your true self begins and ends with wearing Y-fronts.

And being a screaming queen of course (as MP hinted).

[Mordac]

I know. I have met you. Or at least, I met someone that MF bought along to the pub, who claimed to be Mordac.....



It's alright, I'll vouch for you. I think we had conversations that I don't think an imposter would be able to carry off.

Nothing changes very much really, MF is still the colossal wind-up merchant he always was. He was away for a while and when he returned some of the more recent joiners didn't know what to make of him. For some reason your name gets bandied around in association with his, I wonder why?

I think it was because I knew MF in "real life" and his daughter ended up in hospital, so I was tasked with conveying the congragations good wishes. Not that the miserable bugger bothered to answer his phone, but I'll let him off that one...

[shaunbhoy]

The similarity to your true self begins and ends with wearing Y-fronts.

No need to dwell on it so long d000hg. It was but a joke. Get over it, every time you resurrect it Old Greg has to reach for the tissue box.

[Wodewick]

I have this picture in my mind:
Dumpy, balding bloke in baggy jeans sitting in front of his PC rocking slightly back and forth with an idiotic grin on his face as he repeatedly presses F5

Fu<k me! I think I am psychic!

Suity tell me that isn't really you?

[shaunbhoy]

Suity tell me that isn't really you?

If it is him, ask him why he has his head on upside down!!