Rogue's Gallery?

[PAH]

Mine is really me.

If you think it looks a bit surreal and reminds you of an 80s TV star with a stutter, you've been taking too much of the hallucinogenics. HTH.

[minestrone]

[Sysman]

I know. I have met you. Or at least, I met someone that MF bought along to the pub, who claimed to be Mordac.....



It's alright, I'll vouch for you. I think we had conversations that I don't think an imposter would be able to carry off.

Nothing changes very much really, MF is still the colossal wind-up merchant he always was. He was away for a while and when he returned some of the older members cleared off. For some reason your name gets bandied around in association with his, I wonder why?

FTFY

[cojak]

I'm prepared to hire out my comedy wig and glasses if anyone needs them...

[Old Greg]

Loving the hair.

Enjoy it while you can. Getting a soft perm tomorrow.

[MarillionFan]

I'm prepared to hire out my comedy wig and glasses if anyone needs them...

Sorry. No professionals.

[cojak]

Sorry. No professionals.

[Cliphead]

I'm prepared to hire out my comedy wig and glasses if anyone needs them...

When's the next gig?

[cojak]

When's the next gig?

When I get better. I don't want to wear out the audience's generosity by still being rubbish.

Maybe in a couple of months time after more practice...

[TimberWolf]

Sorry. No professionals.

Which one?