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I did see one on the BBC the other day that said "Facebook adds suicide help system" which I thought could have been phrased better.
BBC News - Facebook adds suicide help systemWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
I saw a similar misleading headline in the BBC website this weekOriginally posted by doodab View PostI did see one on the BBC the other day that said "Facebook adds suicide help system" which I thought could have been phrased better.
BBC News - Facebook adds suicide help system
'Hague fury as 'Iranian arms' bound for Taliban seized'
I thought Hague should have been quite happy that they were seizedCoffee's for closersComment
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BBC side links has the tongue twistery "Sacked Sheen sues show's makers". (the full headline on the article is more manageable).Comment
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You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostNew Zealand's Timaru District Court has heard how a prostitute tried to get her own back on Christopher Malcolm Duane Muir, a farmhand on the country's South Island, who didn't pay after using her services.So is not paying for it unlawful taking or burglary? We need to be told....Muir pleaded guilty to dangerous driving of a tractor, five counts of unlawful taking, three of burglary, and incurring debt by deception. He will be sentenced on February 22.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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RC?Originally posted by DaveB View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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