Strange sexual experiences

[doodab]

Did you mention it?

Unfortunately yes. I suppose what I should have done was put something in her mouth to plug the leak.

[MaryPoppins]

Unfortunately yes. I suppose what I should have done was put something in her mouth to plug the leak.

This is amusing me.

How did you put it?

[Old Greg]

This is amusing me.

How did you put it?

Come on, Gran, it's time for your bath now.

[doodab]

This is amusing me.

How did you put it?

I don't really remember, something along the lines of "what's that?"

Obviously made her a bit embarrassed because she said sorry and climbed off. She was quite a shy geeky sort of girl.

[EternalOptimist]

well, this didnt happen to me, it was a friend of a friend. But I am guessing its true, knowing what the bloke is like

16 stone rugby player, he takes this dolly bird out and they both get wasted. He took her back and they get into bed and he gets on top. He was so pissed he threw up over her, then fell unconcious. Apparently it took her ages to struggle free, and then clean the puke off her face and out of her mouth.

when he woke up, she had gone and there was a nice steaming lady-poo on his chest

[SueEllen]

Well if you are going to go speed dating at Scope what do you expect?

God I hope I dont get crucified for that again

[Old Greg]

well, this didnt happen to me, it was a friend of a friend. But I am guessing its true, knowing what the bloke is like

16 stone rugby player, he takes this dolly bird out and they both get wasted. He took her back and they get into bed and he gets on top. He was so pissed he threw up over her, then fell unconcious. Apparently it took her ages to struggle free, and then clean the puke off her face and out of her mouth.

when he woke up, she had gone and there was a nice steaming lady-poo on his chest

And to think people pay good money for that.

[SueEllen]

well, this didnt happen to me, it was a friend of a friend. But I am guessing its true, knowing what the bloke is like

16 stone rugby player, he takes this dolly bird out and they both get wasted. He took her back and they get into bed and he gets on top. He was so pissed he threw up over her, then fell unconcious. Apparently it took her ages to struggle free, and then clean the puke off her face and out of her mouth.

when he woke up, she had gone and there was a nice steaming lady-poo on his chest

So that's what you got up to in your younger days.


(And I know blokes who would have done this.)

[MaryPoppins]

I don't really remember, something along the lines of "what's that?"

Obviously made her a bit embarrassed because she said sorry and climbed off. She was quite a shy geeky sort of girl.

Oh no, poor girl! I'm cringing for her.

[MaryPoppins]

well, this didnt happen to me, it was a friend of a friend. But I am guessing its true, knowing what the bloke is like

16 stone rugby player, he takes this dolly bird out and they both get wasted. He took her back and they get into bed and he gets on top. He was so pissed he threw up over her, then fell unconcious. Apparently it took her ages to struggle free, and then clean the puke off her face and out of her mouth.

when he woke up, she had gone and there was a nice steaming lady-poo on his chest

I suspected this wouldn't be a clean story, but I did giggle when I skimmed the post and caught 'lady-poo'

I know a very, very rough girl who once shat the bed of a bloke she'd pulled that night. She only realised the next morning when he'd got out of bed. She got out of the bed, put her clothes back on, and made the bed, tucking it all in and smoothing it over.

No - it wasn't me!