I should have thought to start this thread yonks ago.
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Why don't you PM simonmac?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI should have thought to start this thread yonks ago.Comment
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Nah. Guitars and blogs are on my 'won't do' list.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhy don't you PM simonmac?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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There should be room for compromise if the spark is there.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. Guitars and blogs are on my 'won't do' list.Comment
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my brother tried this when his missus decided to do one.
but his heart was never in it so not much to tell.
but my view is the more dates you go on the better it will get - remember if you have been in a realtionship for a going on a date can be quite tough.
oh and don't go for the ugly ones thinking they cannot be that bad in real life - they invariable are!!Comment
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I remember when I contracting in Scotland, I rented a whole house, cheaper than hotel so I was alone most nights. Had Sky TV too - analogue days and Tuesday Night, 11:00pm on the Adult Channel was Free Porn night. Well, 15 mins until it was scrambled. Who lasts 15 minutes anyway?
Sat on settee trolley's down, tissues to hand, 22:59 and the announcer bellows "Tonight, on the Adult Channel, it's Gay Night!!' Heck, that'll be lezzers then, good, but no - it was all blokes jobby-jabbing.
I hung on for the break cos you used to get adverts for 0906 sex lines that you could curl one off to but that was all blokes too.
Luckily there was a quick German sex line advert, you know, neine, niene, funf-neine, ach ja that must have sneaked in so I was reasonably happy.Comment
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At what point do you hit the too much information barrier for forum posts?Originally posted by stek View Post
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I just spat my tea all over my desk. That was funny.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostAt what point do you hit the too much information barrier for forum posts?
"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Past that long ago mate, you should see my infraction list!Originally posted by Pondlife View PostAt what point do you hit the too much information barrier for forum posts?Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostAt what point do you hit the too much information barrier for forum posts?
I was alarmed by 'curl one off', which means having a poo, where I'm from.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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