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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Old Greg beat me to it.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYes, you aren't a minister, well not yet... you might be if whoever becomes pm makes you a minister.
Oh hang on, I think you need to be elected for that. Hmmnnnn maybe we need a CUK PM & CUK Cabinet...
Lord Sainsbury and Lord Mandelson were two of the most high profile unelected ministers for new labour.Comment
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NoOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostBut I thought you had to be an MP to be a minister
Already have a rep system so could use that to divvy out jobs.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell in the CUK parliment you'll have to be elected.
But then you'll never shut up. Oh, hang on...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostActually can I be the speaker instead please?
Remember 'everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption"'Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNo
Already have a rep system so could use that to divvy out jobs.
But then you'll never shut up. Oh, hang on...
Remember 'everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption"'
Piss off.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Will Samantha Cameron stay on as First Wifey? Then hell yeah!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Now imagine that, I never knew Lord Mandy wasn't elected.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostOld Greg beat me to it.
Lord Sainsbury and Lord Mandelson were two of the most high profile unelected ministers for new labour.
I thought OG was messing with me.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Erm, not if I am PM she won't. she has a horse face. No offence Mrs C if you are reading this.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWill Samantha Cameron stay on as First Wifey? Then hell yeah!Bazza gets caught
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She speaks very highly of you.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostErm, not if I am PM she won't. she has a horse face. No offence Mrs C if you are reading this.
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To be elected an MP yes, but if you're George Clinton you can just be a member of ParilamentOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostBut I thought you had to be an MP to be a minister and elected to be an MP.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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