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amcdonald replied

8 March 2011, 16:38
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

But I thought you had to be an MP to be a minister and elected to be an MP.

To be elected an MP yes, but if you're George Clinton you can just be a member of Parilament
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Churchill replied

8 March 2011, 15:09
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Erm, not if I am PM she won't. she has a horse face. No offence Mrs C if you are reading this.

She speaks very highly of you.
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cailin maith replied

8 March 2011, 15:02
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Will Samantha Cameron stay on as First Wifey? Then hell yeah!

Erm, not if I am PM she won't. she has a horse face. No offence Mrs C if you are reading this.
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cailin maith replied

8 March 2011, 15:01
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

Old Greg beat me to it.

Lord Sainsbury and Lord Mandelson were two of the most high profile unelected ministers for new labour.

Now imagine that, I never knew Lord Mandy wasn't elected.

I thought OG was messing with me.
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SimonMac replied

8 March 2011, 15:00
Will Samantha Cameron stay on as First Wifey? Then hell yeah!
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cailin maith replied

8 March 2011, 15:00
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

No

Already have a rep system so could use that to divvy out jobs.

But then you'll never shut up. Oh, hang on...

Remember 'everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption"'

Piss off.
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2011, 14:58
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

But I thought you had to be an MP to be a minister

No

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Well in the CUK parliment you'll have to be elected.

Already have a rep system so could use that to divvy out jobs.

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Actually can I be the speaker instead please?

But then you'll never shut up. Oh, hang on...

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Wild guess!

Remember 'everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption"'
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Doggy Styles replied

8 March 2011, 14:56
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yes, you aren't a minister, well not yet... you might be if whoever becomes pm makes you a minister.

Oh hang on, I think you need to be elected for that. Hmmnnnn maybe we need a CUK PM & CUK Cabinet...

Old Greg beat me to it.

Lord Sainsbury and Lord Mandelson were two of the most high profile unelected ministers for new labour.
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cailin maith replied

8 March 2011, 14:54
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

You don't need to be elected to be a minister. This is the Mother of Parliaments we're talking about.

But I thought you had to be an MP to be a minister and elected to be an MP.

Well in the CUK parliment you'll have to be elected.

Actually can I be the speaker instead please?

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

And how do you know I'm not a minister?

Wild guess!
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2011, 14:52
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yes, you aren't a minister, well not yet... you might be if whoever becomes pm makes you a minister.

Oh hang on, I think you need to be elected for that. Hmmnnnn maybe we need a CUK PM & CUK Cabinet...

You don't need to be elected to be a minister. This is the Mother of Parliaments we're talking about.

And how do you know I'm not a minister?
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amcdonald replied

8 March 2011, 14:46
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Me. I'd make a great prime minister.

Scrap all the AGW nonesense.
Deport all immigrants.
Pull out of Europe and blow up the chunnel.
Bring back hanging and debtors prisons.
National service for everyone.
Scrap the welfare state.
Scrap almost all taxes.

Danger! Will Robinson!!

We have a lefty!

You didn't say nuke the middle east
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AtW replied

8 March 2011, 14:34
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Whoever ends up being PM, I'd like to be in charge of ministers expenses please.

Do you mean minister of religion?
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cailin maith replied

8 March 2011, 14:21
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I'd like to be in charge of my own expenses. Oh, wait a minute, I am.

Yes, you aren't a minister, well not yet... you might be if whoever becomes pm makes you a minister.

Oh hang on, I think you need to be elected for that. Hmmnnnn maybe we need a CUK PM & CUK Cabinet...
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2011, 14:18
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Whoever ends up being PM, I'd like to be in charge of ministers expenses please.

I'd like to be in charge of my own expenses. Oh, wait a minute, I am.
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cailin maith replied

8 March 2011, 14:16
Whoever ends up being PM, I'd like to be in charge of ministers expenses please.
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