Who would like to be Prime Minister?

[Mich the Tester]

Me. I'd make a great prime minister.

Scrap all the AGW nonesense.
Deport all immigrants.
Pull out of Europe and blow up the chunnel.
Bring back hanging and debtors prisons.
National service for everyone.
Scrap the welfare state.
Scrap almost all taxes.

Yep, Dim, that's why you're not Prime Minister.

[MarillionFan]

Me. I'd make a great prime minister.

Scrap all the AGW nonesense.
Deport all immigrants.
Pull out of Europe and blow up the chunnel.
Bring back hanging and debtors prisons.
National service for everyone.
Scrap the welfare state.
Scrap almost all taxes.

Yep, Dim, that's why you're not Prime Minister.

I agree with the hanging bit.

I'm going to start with hairdressers, primary school teachers, estate agents and then traffic wardens.

Can we have shooting against the wall as well?

[EternalOptimist]

I dont want to be prime minister, but I quite fancy being minister in charge of ex public servants pensions. sorry guys, but theres going to be some cuts

[Old Greg]

I agree with the hanging bit.

I'm going to start with hairdressers, primary school teachers, estate agents and then traffic wardens.

Can we have shooting against the wall as well?

Why don't you start with w@nkers?

[cailin maith]

Whoever ends up being PM, I'd like to be in charge of ministers expenses please.

[Old Greg]

Whoever ends up being PM, I'd like to be in charge of ministers expenses please.

I'd like to be in charge of my own expenses. Oh, wait a minute, I am.

[cailin maith]

I'd like to be in charge of my own expenses. Oh, wait a minute, I am.

Yes, you aren't a minister, well not yet... you might be if whoever becomes pm makes you a minister.

Oh hang on, I think you need to be elected for that. Hmmnnnn maybe we need a CUK PM & CUK Cabinet...

[AtW]

Whoever ends up being PM, I'd like to be in charge of ministers expenses please.

Do you mean minister of religion?

[amcdonald]

Me. I'd make a great prime minister.

Scrap all the AGW nonesense.
Deport all immigrants.
Pull out of Europe and blow up the chunnel.
Bring back hanging and debtors prisons.
National service for everyone.
Scrap the welfare state.
Scrap almost all taxes.

Danger! Will Robinson!!

We have a lefty!

You didn't say nuke the middle east

[Old Greg]

Yes, you aren't a minister, well not yet... you might be if whoever becomes pm makes you a minister.

Oh hang on, I think you need to be elected for that. Hmmnnnn maybe we need a CUK PM & CUK Cabinet...

You don't need to be elected to be a minister. This is the Mother of Parliaments we're talking about.

And how do you know I'm not a minister?